Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone

on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function

 and begins to talk.. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 
MAN: Hello

WOMAN: Honey, its me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes

WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather

 coat. Its  only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new

 2008 Models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: £90,000

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last

 year is back on the market. Theyre asking £950,000

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They

 will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if

 its really   a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!

MAN: Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at

 him in   astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and  asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 

 

 

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